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Scott Adams has accomplished a rare feat. In his wildly successful cartoon strip, Dilbert, he has transformed the daily drudgery of the workplace into a fresh, ... Skiptomaincontent Dilbert(37bookseries)KindleEdition Dilbert (37bookseries) KindleEdition by ScottAdams(Author) WhenDilbertfirstappearedinnewspapersacrossthecountryin1989,officeworkerslookedaroundsuspiciously.Wasitscreator,ScottAdams,apennameforsomeonewhoworkedamongstthem?Afterall,thehumorwasjusttooeerilyfunnyandfamiliar.Sincethen,Dilberthasbecomemorethanacartooncharacter.He'sbecomeanofficeicon.Noonedeliversmorelaughsorcapturestherealityofthe9to5workerbetterthanDilbert,Dogbert,Catbert,andacastofstupefyingofficestereotypes--whichiswhytherearemillionsoffansoftheDilbertcomicstrip. Readmore You'vesubscribedtoDilbert! Wewillpreorderyouritemswithin24hoursofwhentheybecomeavailable.Whennewbooksarereleased,we'llchargeyourdefaultpaymentmethodforthelowestpriceavailableduringthepre-orderperiod. 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Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC I'mNotAnti-Business,I'mAnti-Idiot:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.5outof5stars (53) $10.69 ScottAdamshasaccomplishedararefeat.Inhiswildlysuccessfulcartoonstrip,Dilbert,hehastransformedthedailydrudgeryoftheworkplaceintoafresh,comiccommentaryonlife.Thisvolumeofcartoons,whichraninnewspapersfromNovember20,1995,throughAugust31,1996,bringsyoumoreofthebizarrefunoftheeternallydevious,frustrated,andclueless.InadditiontotheanticsofDilbert,theBoss,Alice,Wally,andDogbert,you’llmarvelattheescapadesofAntinathenon-stereotypicalwoman,whotakesaparttheofficecoffeemachine“justforfun.”You’llwitnessRatberthiredasvicepresidentofmarketing,withhisonlyexperiencebeingaweekspentinadumpsteratProcter&Gamble.Andyou’llrecoilfromCampingCarl,theoffice’sannoyinglynonstopcomplainer,whomDilbertmanagestoevadeonlybytakingtohiscubicleescapetunnel.Dilbertfirstgaveavoicetofrustratedcubedwellersin1989,andtodaytheworld’sfastestgrowingcartoonisinmorethan1,700 newspapersin51countriesand19languages. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC JourneytoCubeville:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.7outof5stars (46) $9.99 "SinceAdamspartedcompanywithPacificBellin1995,thebusinesshehasbuiltoutofmockingbusinesshasturnedintothesortofsuccessstorythattheaveragecartoonherocouldonlydreamof."--TheLondonFinancialTimes "GoaheadandcutthatDilbertcartoon.Pinittothewallofyourclaustrophobiccubicle.Laughatitaroundthewatercooler,remarkinghowsimilaritistotheincomprehensiblememosandludicrousmanagementstrategiesatyourowncompany."--TheWashingtonPost Dilbert,Dogbert,andtherestoftheworld'sfavoritecubicledwellersaresuretoleaveyourollinginyourworkspacewithScottAdams'scartooncollection,JourneytoCubeville. DilbertcreatorScottAdamshassomethingspecialforeveryonewhothinkstheirworkplaceisalivingmonumenttoinefficiency--or,forthosewhohavebeenledtobelieveunnecessaryworkislikepopcornforthesoul. Adamslampoonseverythinginthebusinessworldthatdrivesthesaneworkerintothelandofthelunacy: *Networkadministratorswhohavethepowertoparalyzeanentirebusinesswithamerekeystroke *Accountantswhoforceyoutobattleferociouslytogetreimbursedfora$2.59hamsandwichyouscarfedwhiletraveling *Managersobsessedwithperfect-attendancecertificates,dead-endprojects,andblockingemployeesfromfunwebsitesanddecentofficesupplies *Companiesspendingpilesofdoughonprojectsdeeplyrootedinstupidity,aswellasamyriadofstupidconsultants Readmore OtherFormats: Hardcover , Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC DilbertGivesYoutheBusiness:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.6outof5stars (43) $1.99 EveryonewhoreadsDILBERTandworksinanofficewillappreciatethiscollection,DilbertGivesYoutheBusiness. CreatorScottAdamstellsitlikeitisthroughtheinsanebusinessworldinhabitedbyDilbert.Iffrustrationandlunacyareaninevitablepartofyourworkday,appropriatemeasuresmustbetakenimmediately.AndrewsMcMeelhastheperfectantidotetoyourworkplacestress.Dilbertisuniversallyrecognizedasthedefinitivesourceofofficehumor.Whatmakesthis14thDilbertbooksouniqueisthatitisacollectionofthemostpopularstripsrequestedbyfansforreprintsanddownloadsfromDilbert.comgatheredtogether.Arrangedbytopicsforquickreference,thishilariousbookisthecomprehensiveDilbertsourcebook,suretoalleviateworkburnout. Packedwithinthesecolorfulpages,fanswillfindalltheirfavoritecharacters,includingDilbert,asheencountersdailyissuesfromdelegatingtodecision-making,tradeshowstotelecommuting,anddownsizingtoannoyingcoworkers.It'sbusinessasusualfortheDilbertclan....Dilbertiscontinuallyupdatinghisresume,Dogbertcontinueshispursuitofworlddomination,Wallystrivestodotheleastamountofworkpossible,andAliceiseternallyfrustratedbytheBoss.Welcometotheall-too-familiarworldofDilbert-thelowlyengineerwhohasbecomeaniconforoppressedandburntoutworkerseverywhere! Themostpopularbusiness-orientedcartoonintheworld,Dilbertspeakstomillionsoffanswhotoilinthecorporatetrenches.Nomatterhowoutrageousatalehespins,DilbertcreatorScottAdamsinsertssufficientnuggetsoftruthineverystriptokeephisbelieverslaughing.Inpart,that'sbecauseDilbertisbasedonhisownformercorporateexperiences-andiskeptcurrentbycullinginspirationfromthe350-plusE-mailshereceiveseachday.KeepDilbertGivesYoutheBusinesscloseathand-asyouwouldyourphonebook,Internetdiversiontool,browser,andanyotherwork. Readmore OtherFormats: Hardcover , Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC RandomActsofManagement:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.7outof5stars (132) $10.44 InRandomActsofManagement,cartoonistScottAdamsofferssardonicglimpsesonceagainintothelunaticofficelifeofDilbert,Dogbert,Wally,andothers,astheyworkinanall-too-believablyludicroussettingfilledwithincompetentmanagement,incomprehensibleprojectacronyms,andminusculeraises.Everyone,itseems,identifieswithDilbert,whostrugglestonavigatetheconstanttribulationsofabsurdcompanypoliciesandidiotmanagementstrategies. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC Dilbert-ATreasuryOfSundayStrips:Version00:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.6outof5stars (106) $4.99 Everyonewho'sinbusiness,worksforabusiness,orevenjustgivesothersthebusinessisamazed:ScottAdamsneverlacksforyetanotherwaytolampoonthecorporateworld.It'snotthatAdamsisanti-business.He'smoreanti-badbossthananything.Butpoormanagementpractices,theeffectsofbaddecisions,andwhatitallmeansfortheaverageworkeradduptomorecomedicmaterialthaneventhemanwhocreatedDilbertcantame. SinceDilbertwasfirstsyndicatedin1989,Adamshasbuiltafollowingthatwouldbetheenvyofanycorporatesalesandmarketingteam.Hisworknotonlygenerateshowlsfromreadersastheyrushtoplasteritonlunch-roomrefrigeratorsandscanitintointerofficee-mails,ithasthosesamefansreadingabout"their"workplaceseverySundayinamultiple-panel,colorformat.Andthat'swhatthistreasury,TheCollectedDilbertSundays,provides.ThiscollectionoffersyetanotherglimpseintothezanylifeofDilbert,Dogbert,Ratbert,andtherestofthecrazycubecrewthroughthemasterpieceSundaycomics.Here'sevenmoreofthegreatAdams'sirony,sarcasm,andsatirethatsomanyhavecometodependupontocopewiththecorporateworkplace.TheCollectedDilbertSundayshumorouslycontinuesthetraditionofpokingfunattheworldofbusinessfromwhichweallseektotemporarilyescape. Readmore OtherFormats: Hardcover , Paperback , MassMarketPaperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC ExcuseMeWhileIWag:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.5outof5stars (52) $10.44 Cubicle-dwellingbusinesspeopletheworldoverhavebeenknowinglynodding,faithfullypush-pinningtheirfavoritestripstotheircubewalls,and--mostofall--bellylaughingoutloudeversinceDilbertfirstarrivedonthescene.Inthiscollection,ExcuseMeWhileIWag,Dilbertandhislook-alikedog,Dogbert,onceagainprovidecomicrelieftoanyonewhohaseverhadtoinhabitacubicle,endurean"initiativeoftheweek,"orsimplyworkinanofficethathas,onoccasion,causedthemtopulloutlargeclumpsoftheirhair.ScottAdams'dead-onhumorinExcuseMeWhileIWagissuretosatisfythehordesoffansworldwidewhoavidlyfollowthemisadventuresofDilbert,Dogbert,Catbert,Ratbert,thepointy-hairedboss,andtherestofthecastofcharactersinDilbert'sworld--aworldthat'seerilyliketheoneweworkindaily. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC WhenDidIgnoranceBecomeaPointofView:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.6outof5stars (58) $12.99 ScottAdamsstillhasthecorporateworldguffawingabouttheadventuresofnerdyDilbertandhispower-hungrycompanion,Dogbert,plusRatbertandthepointy-hairedboss,astheymaketheirwaythroughthetravailsofmodernworklife.Onlyacartoonistwithbeen-there-endured-thatexperiencecouldmakeuslaughsohard.WhenDidIgnoranceBecomeaPointofView?capturesitall,eventhoseSundaystripsthatmakeitintotheofficeeachMondaymorning. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC AnotherDayinCubicleParadise:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.8outof5stars (84) $10.44 WhenDilbertfirstappearedinnewspapersacrossthecountryin1989,officeworkerslookedaroundsuspiciously.Wasitscreator,ScottAdams,apennameforsomeonewhoworkedamongstthem?Afterall,thehumorwasjusttooeerilyfunnyandfamiliar.Sincethen,Dilberthasbecomemorethanacartooncharacter.He'sbecomeanofficeicon.InAnotherDayinCubicleParadiseDilbertandhiscohorts,Dogbert,Catbert,Ratbert,andthepointy-hairedboss,onceagainentertainwiththeircubiclehumor.Frombizarrepersonneldecisionstomeetingsgonebad,fromschizoidsecretariestoconsultantsfromhell,AnotherDayinCubicleParadiseprovidesawaytogetallthosedarncomicstripsoffthebreakroombulletinboard.  Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC WhatDoYouCallaSociopathinaCubicle?:(Answer:ACoworker)(DilbertBook20) by ScottAdams(Author) 4.6outof5stars (47) $11.49 "Onceeverydecade,Americaisgiftedwithanangst-riddenanti-hero,aNietzscheannebbish,anus-against-the-universeeverypersonaroundwhomourinsecuritiescollectlikeironshavingstoamagnet.CharlieChaplin.DagwoodBumstead.CharlieBrown.Cathy.Now,Dilbert."--TheMiamiHerald Theformeroccupantofcubicle4S700RatPacificBellseemstohavemadeagoofthiscartoonstripthing.WhatbeganasadoodlingdiversionthatScottAdamssharedwithhisofficemateshasexplodedintooneofthemostreadcartoonstripsworldwide. ThisDilberttreasury,WhatDoYouCallaSociopathinaCubicle?Answer:ACoworker,bringstogetheralloftheofficepsychoswhohaveannoyedDilbertandentertainedmillions.ThiscompilationpayshomagetosomeofthemostannoyingandoutrageouscharactersAdams'haseverdrawn-charactershelikestocalloffice"sociopaths." *Edfredthetwo-facedman *AnneL.Retentive *NervousTed *LoudHoward *Aliceandherfistofdeath Thisfull-colortreasuryreinforceseverythingthatmakesthestripgreatbylampooningthepeopleandprocessesofbusiness.Adamshomesinonallthequirkycoworkersthatdriveuscrazyinthecorporateworld.Hehasfunattheexpenseofofficeoafsfoundinworkplaceseverywhere--creaturesliketheOfficeSociopath,wholistenstovoicemailonhisspeakerphone,andtheExactlyMan,whopunctuateseverythingwithafingerpoint,exclaiming"Exactly!"Theresultisabookthatleavesreadersknowinglyrollingtheireyesand,ofcourse,laughinguproariously. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC WhenBodyLanguageGoesBad:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.6outof5stars (46) $12.99 " Dilbertiseasilyoneofthemostcleverandconsistentlyfunnycomicsincurrentcirculation.Likeallgreatcomicstrips,itprovidesamuch-neededdailydoseofcomedyand,mostimportantly,keepsitsfingerfirmlyplantedonthepulseoftruthwhiledoingso."Somemightthinkthatthecorporatescandalsof2002couldmakeitdifficulttofindanythingfunnyabouttoday'sbusinessworld.But WhenBodyLanguageGoesBadprovesitwilltakemorethanthattoslowdowntheinventivewitofScottAdams,whoclearlyisneveratalossforfindinghystericalthingstomockincorporatelife. Thismarksthe21stcollectionofAdams'wildlypopularcomicstrip,Dilbert,whichisfeaturedinmorethan2,000newspapersworldwide.Thisbookupdatesloyalreadersontheso-calledcareersofDilbert,Alice,Wally,Asoktheintern,andotherregularsastheywallowthroughpointlessprojects,mismanagedcompanytakeovers,futileteam-buildingexercises,andotherinanecompanyinitiativeslikethe"nametherestroom"contest. Inadditiontothestrips'familiarcharacters,thiscollectionshowcasesAdams'masterfulabilitytocreatehilarious"gueststars."There'sthenetworkdesignengineerknownasPsychoHillbilly,whowasgoingforthegentlebikerlookuntilhedecideditwasoverdone.Then,there'sM.T.Suit,whoismerelyanemptysuitwalkingtheofficehallsspewingcorporatese,suchas"promisingtoenhancecorecompetenciesbyleveragingplatforms." Adamssaysthatabout80percentofhisinitialideascomefromhis150million-plusreaders.ThoseworldwidereadersaresuretocelebratethehumorfoundinWhenBodyLanguageGoesBad,hislatestsatiricallookatthemodernworkplace. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC WordsYouDon'tWanttoHearDuringYourAnnualPerformanceReview:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.6outof5stars (51) $10.69 "Confinedtotheircubiclesinacompanyrunbyidiotbosses,Dilbertandhiswhite-collarcolleaguesmakethedronelikeworldofKafkaseemcongenial."Parasiticconsultants,weasellystockbrokers,masochisticcoworkersandtheever-present,evil-plottingpointy-hairedboss?Welcometotheseventhcircleofhell,er,the22ndcollectionofScottAdams'stupendouslypopularcomicstrip, Dilbert!  WordsYouDon'tWanttoHearDuringYourAnnualPerformanceReviewupdatesloyalreadersonthemind-numbingcareersofDilbert,Wally,Alice,thePHBhimself,andanever-expandingcastofwalk-on"gueststars."Inthisinstallment,acash-sucking"consultick"burrowsundertheboss'sskin,anot-so-grimreaperpopsanti-depressants,andalabaccidentturnsDilbertintoasheep-atransformationwhichgoesbarelynoticedbyhisbeleagueredcoworkers.Allthewhile,Adamstakeshispatentedover-the-topbutright-on-the-moneyjabsattheinanityofthecorporateworld. Dilbert'sfansarelegionandloyal.Theyhavepurchasedsevenmillioncartooncollectionbooksandcounting.TheDilbertcomicstripappearsin2,000newspapersandin65countriesin19languages. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC Don'tStandWheretheCometIsAssumedtoStrikeOil:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.8outof5stars (30) $9.99 "Confinedtotheircubiclesinacompanyrunbyidiotbosses,Dilbertandhiswhite-collarcolleaguesmakethedronelikeworldofKafkaseemcongenial."—TheNewYorkTimes WhyisDilbertsuchaphenomenon?Peopleseetheirowndreary,monotonouslivesbroughttocomediclifeintheubiquitousstrip.Inthe23rdcollectionofScottAdams'tremendouslypopularseries,Don'tStandWheretheCometIsAssumedtoStrikeOil,suppressedandrepressedworkerseverywherecanfollowthelatestdevelopmentsintheso-calledcareersofDilbert,power-hungryDogbert,Catbert,Ratbert,thepointy-hairedboss,andothersupporting—butdon'tyoudarecallthemsupportive—characters.Each"funnybecauseit'strue"scenariobearsanuncanny,hysterical,andsometimesuncomfortablesimilaritytocubicle-filledcorporateAmerica. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC It'sNotFunnyIfIHavetoExplainIt:ADilbertTreasury by ScottAdams(Author) 4.5outof5stars (81) $14.99 Officeworkers,cubiclesquatters,andcorporatedroneseverywherereadDilbertintheirmorningpapersandseetheirownbossesandcoworkersintheframesofthestrip,enactingonnewsprinttheweirdritualsandbizarreactivitiesthatareconductedeachdayintheAmericanworkplace.Thecharacters'namesandhairstyleshavebeenchangedtoprotecttheiridentities,butDilbert'sreadersaren'tfooled.Afterall,theyspendeverydaywiththeseidiotsandlunatics. Jargon-spewingcorporatezombies.Thesociopathwhochecksvoicemailonhisspeakerphone.Thefascistinformationsystemsguy.Thesadistichumanresourcesdirector.Thetechnophobicvicepresident.Thepower-madexecutiveassistant.Thepursed-lipsycophant.Thebigstubborndumbguy.They'reDilbert'scoworkers,andchancesarethey'reyours,too.Ifyouknowthem,workwiththem,ordialoguewiththemaboutleveragingsynergiestomaximizeshareholdervalue,thenyou'llrecognizethiscomicstripasadayattheoffice,onlyfunnier! Since1989Dilberthaslampoonednotonlythepeoplebutalsotheacceptedconventionsandpracticesofthebusinessworld.Officepolitics,managementtrends,businesstravel,personnelpolicies,corporatebureaucracy,irrationalstrategies,unfathomableaccountingpractices,unproductivemeetings,dysfunctionalorganizations,oppressiveworkspaces,sillyprotocols,andinscrutablejargonarealltargetsofAdams'sdarklygoofysatiricalpen.Dilbertstrikesadeeplyresonantchordwithfansbecauseitcastssuchadead-onreflectionoftherealitiesofthewhite-collarworkplace,evenwithitsoff-the-walldelivery. It'sNotFunnyIfIHavetoExplainIt,featuresAdams'spersonalall-timefavoriteselections,alongwithhisownhandwrittencommentaryaboutthestrips.  Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC TheFluorescentLightGlistensOffYourHead:ADilbertCollection by ScottAdams(Author) 4.5outof5stars (35) $1.99 Hecapturesourworkplacefrustrationswithdead-onaccuracy.Heknowsallaboutthetechnophobicvicepresident,thefascistinformationsystemssupervisor,andeventhebig,stubborn,dumbguy.Howdoeshedoit?Howdoesheknow?It'sdownrightspooky.ScottAdams,getoutofourheads!ThenotionthatDilbertcreatorScottAdamshassecretlybuggedeveryoffice,cubicle,andconferenceroominAmerica—abeliefwidelyheldbyDilbertfans—hasbeendebunkedbypointy-hairedexperts.Thisdiscoveryleadstoanevenmoresinisteryetinescapableconclusion:thatthelunacyyouthoughtwasuniquetoyourworkplaceisspreadingwithaviralmalignancyacrossthenation'sbusinesslandscape. Yes,theCorporateAmericabrandofinsanityhasgarneredamajoritymarketshareamongwhite-collarmanagersandso-calledleadersatcompanieslargeandsmall.Productfeatures(let'snotcallthem"benefits")ofthisinsanityincludeinflatedexecutivesalaries,irrelevantperformanceobjectives,insipidmanagementfads,inscrutablee-mail,interminablemeetings,andoppressiveworkenvironments. DilbertistheinadvertentposterchildfortheCorporateAmericabrand.InTheFluorescentLightGlistensOffYourHead,heandhispower-hungrydog,Dogbert,providemuch-neededcomicrelieftoworkingstiffstoilingincubicleseverywhere. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC ThrivingonVagueObjectives:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.6outof5stars (55) $12.34 "Ithinkthatidiotbossesaretimeless,andaslongasthereareannoyingpeopleintheworld,Iwon'trunoutofmaterial."—ScottAdams Dilbertandthegangarebackforthis26thcollection,ThrivingonVagueObjectives. Adamshashisfingeronthepulseofcubicledwellersacrosstheglobe.Noonedeliversmorelaughsorcapturestherealityofthe9to5workerbetterthanDilbert,Dogbert,Catbert,andacastofstupefyingofficestereotypes—whichiswhytherearemillionsoffansoftheDilbertcomicstrip. Dilbertisatechno-manstuckinadead-endjob(soundfamiliar?).Power-madDogbertstrivestotakeovertheworldandenslavethehumans.ThemostintelligentpersoninDilbert'sworldishistrashcollector,whoknowseverythingabouteverything. ArtistandcreatorScottAdamsstartedDilbertasadoodlewhenheworkedasabankteller.Hecontinueddoodlingwhenhewasupgradedtoacubicleforamajortelecommunicationscompany.Hisboss(notellingifhewaspointy-hairedornot)suggestedthenameDilbert.Adamsissodead-onaccurateinhisdepictionsofofficelifethathehasbeenaccusedofspyingonCorporateAmerica. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC WhatWouldWallyDo?:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.5outof5stars (66) $11.49 WhatwouldtheworldofworkbelikewithoutDilbert?Downrightinsufferable! Whenitbecamesyndicatedin1989,Dilbertstruckanervewithworkerseverywhere.Throughitsframestheysawlifeonthejobastheyknewit,withalltheabsurdity,craziness,anddryhumorthatunderliesanyliving,breathingorganization.Thefactthatthestripfocusedonahaplessengineerandhiscynicaldogjustmadeitallthemorefunny. NowworklifeseemsdownrightunimaginablewithoutDilbertandDogbert'stakeoneverythingfrommanagementill-practicestononperformancereviews.WhatWouldWallyDo?,deliversthatsamecombinationofpainandhumorthatreaderscounton.ThiscollectionespeciallyhighlightsWally,Dilbert'scolleague,fellowengineer,foil,andfool. Wally'sthatshortquirkyguywithlittlehair,plentyofhorn-rimmedframes,andalmostzeroworkethic.Afterall,who'sgottimeforajob,thinkstheself-proclaimed"LordWallythePuppetMaster,"whenyou'rebusysurvivingthe"MobilityPool,"turningyourcubicleintoatouristattractioncalled"Sticky-NoteCity,"andselectingamail-orderbridefromElbonia?Weasel-Boymakesapointofhighlightinghispoorperformanceandlackofrespect...andusuallygetsanotherraiseforhisefforts.SuchislifeinDilbertandWally'sworld.SucharethelaughsinWhatWouldWallyDo?  Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC TryRebootingYourself:ADilbertBook by ScottAdams(Author) 4.7outof5stars (51) $12.99 It'sanembarrassmentofriches.Ifeellikeanundertakerwhojustheardaboutabusaccident.It'stragic,butgoodforbusiness." Maybe,justmaybe,thereasonScottAdamsisabletosocompletelyandutterlyskewertheabsurditiesofthemodernworkplaceisthatdeepdownhereallyenjoyedhismanyyearsasacubicledweller.PerhapshiscomicstripDilbertisnothingmorethanacleverlydisguised17-year-longlovelettertocorporateAmerica. Andmaybe,justmaybe,monkeyswillflyoutofDonaldTrump'sbutt. InTryRebootingYourself,AMP's28thDilbertcollection,theworld'smostdysfunctionalofficefamilyisbackanddoingwhatitdoesbest.Wallyadroitlysteersclearofnewassignments-andperfectshis"workgrimace."ThePointy-HairedBoss(PHB)thinksofnewwaystodemoralizeanddisenfranchisehisemployees.(Aspartofanewstrategytomakethepensionplansolvent,heremindsemployees"Smokingiscool.")Dogbertcontinueshislucrativeconsultingbusiness.AndDilbert,alas,hesoldiersandsmolderson,searchingforintelligentlifeinthecorporateuniverse-andmaybe,justmaybe,alittleaction.(Fatchance.) Thistimeout,thegangisjoinedbyahostofodd(butstrangelyfamiliar)guestcharactersincludingthecluelessHammerheadBob,andPetricia,thePHB'sfawningbutferocioussycophant.Allofficeworkersmaynownodknowingly. Readmore OtherFormats: Paperback Buynowwith1-Click® Soldby:Amazon.comServicesLLC PositiveAttitude:ADilbertCollection by ScottAdams(Author) 4.6outof5stars (49) $10.99 TodayIhadachoiceofdoingsomethingimportantthatnoonewouldeverrealize...ordoingsomethingthatwouldlooklikeanaccomplishment.SoIattendedmeetingsuntilIcouldnolongerappreciatethedifference."-Dilbert *Dilbertappearsin2,500newspapersin65countriesandistranslatedinto19languagesformorethan150millionfans. ProvingthatcorporateCEOsareindeedclueless,thatPowerPointpresentationsareatbestperfunctory,andthattheOfficeNemesisisanomnipresentforcetobereckonedwith,DilbertcreatorScottAdamsoffershis29thcomiccompilationallinfour-color-collectingallcartoonspublishedfromJune19,2006,throughMarch31,2007. *Dilbertcontinuestobethevoicefortheembattledcubicle-dwellingEveryman.Withbest-friendDogbert,andaveritablewho'swhoinaccompanyingofficecharactersrangingfromtheBossandWallytoAliceandCatbert,Dilbertoffersareflectivecritiqueofcorporate. 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