國外網友對《新三國》的搞笑評論第三十六集：長坂坡

府衙中，曹操坐在主座上，劉琮在蔡瑁陪同上前拜見。

曹操升授蔡瑁為「水師大都督」，總領曹操數十萬水軍，又將荊州之主劉琮與母親蔡夫人「請」到青州配漢獻帝。

曹操問起劉備動向，得知他們正攜百姓向江陵潰逃，立刻焦急萬分，親率大軍追殺，欲斬草除根。

長坂坡，趙雲在荒野中找到失蹤的糜夫人，糜夫人將阿斗託付趙雲，自己翻身墜井而亡。

趙雲攜阿斗在曹軍中砍殺突圍，曹操對其勇武大加讚賞。

張飛率兵趕到，救下了筋疲力盡的趙雲。

張飛在橋前大喝，驚得曹軍將士不敢近前。

曹操望見橋後塵土漫天，恐有伏兵，便下令退軍。

張飛大喜，令軍士斷橋而去。

然而張飛的這一行動排除了曹操的疑慮，，曹軍猛醒，揮師急追。

劉備奔到江津渡，前面橫亘大獎，後面無數追兵。

劉備不禁長嘆「天命已盡」。

就在千鈞一髮之際，之間江面上駛來數條大船，正是江陵劉琦。

曹操在岸邊看著劉備等乘船而去，憤恨不已。

Amusing that Guan Yu left Zhang Fei out of his list of three respected beings...

很詫異關羽所敬的仨人不包括張飛。

that intro makes me want to conquer the world...

片頭曲讓我想去征服世界……

10:02 i thought that Cao Cao was going to do a middle finger lol

10分02那裡我還以為曹操要豎起中指來呢，哈哈。

he dun have to lol

他已經不需要了，哈哈

lmao, cao cao so evil haha

笑噴，曹操真奸詐！哈哈

Liu cong idiot/moron

劉琮真是個NC

Agreed.

同意。



You know, I know this series likes to show how exceptional warriors are here, but come on now. Are we really supposed to buy that Zhao Yun managed to march right through an entire battlefront while carrying a baby AND get away untouched by none of them?

I mean...really?

那啥，我知道這個片子喜歡呈現這裡的武將有多傑出，可是！他們真的要我們相信，趙雲可以抱著一個孩子縱橫一整片戰場，而且毫髮無損？

太開玩笑了吧！

Where is Guan Yu when you need him?

最需要關羽的時候，他去哪裡了？

Zhuge liang send him to JiangXia to ask Liu qi for help~~

諸葛亮派了他到江夏去請劉琦出兵相救~~

"but did you forget about Guan Yu?"

The subsequent silence: so awkward, so brilliant.

「你忘記關羽了嗎？」

接下來的沉寂 ：很尷尬，很精彩。

Must. Play. Dynasty Warriors.

一定。

要。

去。

玩。

三國無雙。

Dynasty Warriors 7 opening like if you get it

這好像真三六的開頭動畫。

WTH was lady Mi thinking? She probably thought that they both couldn't make it out of there..and didn't want to take his horse and leave him stranded? So..she falls into a well and dies...stupidly leaving Liu Shan on the ground and in Zhao Yun's fate...Zhao Yun (sadly) killed some of the enemy's horses but he didn't kill them all...she could have grabbed one....btw...this Zhao Yun is pretty cute LOL and is it just me or do all these horses flip and fall?...kind of overkill with that.........

糜夫人到底在想什麼？也許她在想，他們不能夠倆人都逃出去，又不想騎走他的馬而導致他逃不出去？所以，她就投井自盡了……愚蠢地把劉禪留在地上，指望趙雲命大。

趙雲（可惜地）殺了很多敵人的馬，但是他沒有把它們殺盡啊……她大可以隨便奪取一匹。

話說，這個趙雲挺帥啊，哈哈，還有，是我看錯了還是所有的馬都是仰翻倒地的？是不是有點太誇張了……

she would rather jump over the well and kill herself than run away with her child...now that i don't understand...while he was fighting all the soldier...she could of run away already.

她寧願投井而死也不帶著孩子逃跑……我真不明白……他在抵擋敵人時，她早就可以跑掉了。

She knew that if she stayed Zhou Yun's loyalty would not allow him to take out without both her and the child being safe. The child and Liu Bei's heir was more important to her as well as the life of one of Liu Bei ( if not his ) greatest generals. She sacrificed for the cause, not for herself.

她知道如果她留下來了，以趙雲的忠心，是不可以致他們生死不顧而離開的。

劉備的孩子和劉備（最勇猛）的勇將對她來說比生命更重要。

她是為了大局而犧牲了自己啊。

I love cao cao's laugh, "He He He.."

很喜歡曹操的笑聲，「呵呵呵……」

nooo why must you save a fail offspring why!!>

不~~~ 你為什麼要救一個失敗的孩子為神馬！

sometimes I feel sorry not just civil but also horse use for war

有時候我不但同情那時候的百姓，還同情那些戰馬。



They breed millions of horse so maybe that's not a problem in the old days.

古時他們養很多馬的，也許那在當時不成問題。

"what a fearless warrior" haha cao cao

「真是一名虎將」哈哈曹操。



ZHAO YUN my hero

趙雲是我的英雄!

Zhoa Yun is a boss. but I think Lu Bu should of had one of the best fighting scenes

趙雲很彪悍，可是我覺得最好的武打片段應該給呂布啊。

Zhao Yun probably has the most fighting scenes, equally valiant as Lu Bu & Ma Chao. Zhao yun served as Vanguard for two lords, but Lu Bu didn't. Lu Bu is more of a reinforcement to Hua Xiong when he was killed. Just like you see in game, he's just defending gates or escape points. So Zhao yun for Shu, Cao Ren for Wei, can't say for Wu but it's probably one of the old genarals, Cheng Pu, Huang Gai or Han Dang.

趙雲應該有最多的打戲，他跟呂布和馬超一樣英勇。

趙云為兩個君主擔當了先鋒大任，呂布卻沒有。

呂布只是在華雄被殺之後才來支援的。

就像遊戲里一樣，他總是在把守關隘或者在斷敵軍後路。

所以，蜀國的先鋒是趙雲，魏國是曹仁，吳國我不知道，應該是那些老將其中之一吧，如程普、黃蓋和韓當。

Zhang Liao for Wei, and Wu = Gan Ning

魏國是張遼，吳國是甘寧

Gan Ning rare lead the Vanguard, especially in the books. Cheng Pu lead it most of the time in the early stages. Gan Ning usually lead small groups that did raids. This was shown in this show as well. He never lead the vanguard. Cao Ren was over Zhang Liao in leading the vanguard, he was the main one who did. Xiahou Yuan often lead it as well, probably just as much as Zhang Liao.

甘寧很少打先鋒，尤其在小說里。

早期的先鋒大多數是程普。

甘寧當的就是帶著小隊人馬打突襲。

劇里也是這樣演的。

他沒有做過先鋒。

另外，當先鋒最多的主要是曹仁不是張遼。

夏侯淵也經常做過先鋒，大概跟張遼一樣吧。

Zhang Liao doesn't lead the vanguard for major Wei battles but probably in He Fei. Gan Ning also doesn't lead vanguards since they have veteran generals from Sun Jian's reign.

在魏國重要的戰事裡，張遼沒有做過先鋒，除了合肥之外。

甘寧也沒有領過先鋒，因為他們還有孫堅時代的老將。

Cheng Pu did most of the early vanguard work for Wu I believe.

記憶中吳國早期的先鋒通常是程普。

i hope liu chan son of liubei died in here...the shu empire perish becouse of him, such a waste

如果劉備之子劉禪在這裡死了就好了……蜀國就是因為他而亡的，真浪費。

Liu Bei is more worried about other people than his own wife and son.

How "benevolent", you just lost your morality.

劉備擔心其他人，卻不掛心自己的老婆和孩子。

好個「仁義」啊，你剛失去了自己的道德了。

son of liubei its kindly stupid .., this scene tell us why that boy little stupid ...,

劉備的兒子很蠢……這一段告訴我們為什麼那個孩子那麼笨……

oh!!!!!! here is my favourite guy... Zhao Yun

哦哦！！我最喜歡的角色來了——趙雲